You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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