Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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