is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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