they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.