Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.