you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?