would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Holy shit dude........stairs
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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