And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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