One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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