yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?