I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage