As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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