I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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