I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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