I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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