it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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