3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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