so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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