This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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