this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
