This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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