I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
