hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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