i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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