Please, let me fuck your mom
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You may now shotgun with the bride
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
