im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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