Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Mom said you looked used
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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