Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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