So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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