Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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