so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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