Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We had to coat check the pizza.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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