Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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