I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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