Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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