Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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