You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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