she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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