i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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