This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Bring me that man meat
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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