so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
please don't ironically join a cult
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