Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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