Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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