Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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