i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
