You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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