the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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