I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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