I must be too annoying 4 u.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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