tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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