She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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