Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No subtext here. People are naked.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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