Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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