yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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