I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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