he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so let's talk penis.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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