They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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